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So the time has finally come, Rockstar Games and Take Jew Interactive have finally unveiled the covers of its upcoming Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy Definitive Edition by finally revealing some gameplay footage highlighting the graphical changes between the trilogy and the originals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D71cBUeAL58

Releasing on November 11th, Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy offers higher resolution textures, models and such is the course for other shoddy remakes, improved lighting and reflective effects.

Obviously, The Definitive Edition is vastly superior in comparison to their respective vanilla originals, although by comparison they’ve put more effort into dramatically changing the tones of the original with what looks to be cartoony bullshit.

Oversaturated SweetFX bullshit if you ask me, with Grand Theft Auto Vice City being butchered the most with this doll-esk color toning which desperately tries to pass off the definitive edition as being oh so superior.

Rockstar’s idea of “definitive” is simply slapping on higher quality models and textures to go with shoddy lighting that goes in the complete opposite direction of their respective counterparts, with Barbie friendly skin tones where white skin magically becomes yellow, the entire aesthetic of Vice City has been destroyed as the buildings are vastly overhauled from the original and yet they do not fit the actual theme of Vice City, oversaturated colorful buildings stand out like a sore thumb.

The graphical enhancements made to GTA III and San Andreas result with the same outcome, with them being overly saturated and highly reflective as well.

But the disappointment doesn’t end there regarding the definitive version of Vice City, as they’ve gone so far as to censor the confederate flag featured on Phil Cassidy’s shirt.

This GTA Trilogy is a hastily made cash grab on nostalgia to sell to modern liberal console audiences such as the Nintendo Switch specifically who have a near infinite amount of sensibilities.

This is just a gameplay reveal trailer, designed to hype the goyim up into pre-ordering this rubbish. And already they’ve slipped in censorship to the keen eye, what’s to say when the gayme does launch on November 11th there won’t be additional censorship as well? Because more than likely there’s going to be lots.

Rockstar have already pulled digital copies of all three games from this new trilogy for purchase meaning from here on out only those who sail the high seas will actually benefit.

Because it’s much easier and actually graphically superior to modify the original copies of Grand Theft Auto: III / Vice City and San Andreas which retains all of the content of the original titles such as the radio station, without barbaric censorship and of course maintaining the art style of the originals.

Source: shekelhertz.com

So the time has finally come, Rockstar Games and Take Jew Interactive have finally unveiled the covers of its upcoming Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy Definitive Edition by finally revealing some gameplay footage highlighting the graphical changes between the trilogy and the originals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D71cBUeAL58 Releasing on November 11th, Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy offers higher resolution textures, models and such is the course for other shoddy remakes, improved lighting and reflective effects. Obviously, The Definitive Edition is vastly superior in comparison to their respective vanilla originals, although by comparison they’ve put more effort into dramatically changing the tones of the original with what looks to be cartoony bullshit. Oversaturated SweetFX bullshit if you ask me, with Grand Theft Auto Vice City being butchered the most with this doll-esk color toning which desperately tries to pass off the definitive edition as being oh so superior. Rockstar’s idea of “definitive” is simply slapping on higher quality models and textures to go with shoddy lighting that goes in the complete opposite direction of their respective counterparts, with Barbie friendly skin tones where white skin magically becomes yellow, the entire aesthetic of Vice City has been destroyed as the buildings are vastly overhauled from the original and yet they do not fit the actual theme of Vice City, oversaturated colorful buildings stand out like a sore thumb. The graphical enhancements made to GTA III and San Andreas result with the same outcome, with them being overly saturated and highly reflective as well. But the disappointment doesn’t end there regarding the definitive version of Vice City, as they’ve gone so far as to censor the confederate flag featured on Phil Cassidy’s shirt. This GTA Trilogy is a hastily made cash grab on nostalgia to sell to modern liberal console audiences such as the Nintendo Switch specifically who have a near infinite amount of sensibilities. This is just a gameplay reveal trailer, designed to hype the goyim up into pre-ordering this rubbish. And already they’ve slipped in censorship to the keen eye, what’s to say when the gayme does launch on November 11th there won’t be additional censorship as well? Because more than likely there’s going to be lots. Rockstar have already pulled digital copies of all three games from this new trilogy for purchase meaning from here on out only those who sail the high seas will actually benefit. Because it’s much easier and actually graphically superior to modify the original copies of Grand Theft Auto: III / Vice City and San Andreas which retains all of the content of the original titles such as the radio station, without barbaric censorship and of course maintaining the art style of the originals. Source: shekelhertz.com

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There are lots of games that are worh their money though. Small studios doing a great job.

Hillow Knight, Little nightmares, inside.