I've always loved Zelda. I never knew why until I grew up and became a facist. Zelda and Link stand against the Jews. I also found out I am part German in my late 20's.
Starfox - intense hatred for apes.
Nintendo died after the 64 as far as I'm concerned.
Hey the Wii was unironically great. Played GameCube games natively, could be easily hacked to run homebrew including emulation and media players, was a DVD player as well, and had sone great games. Little King's Story is definitely worth a play.
Bowser's always based. His plans always fail, but he never gives up, is willing to compromise, and if something gets him down he's always back on his feet. He's also gaming's best dad next to Papa Nier and a king that all of his servants follow out of pure loyalty. Also Isabelle is totally a commie. Bitch always talking down to villagers if you "don't like them."
Villager: (My Animal Crossing village was basically Auschwitz with rat villagers behind chainlink fences and dog villagers in Nazi uniforms)
From that list, though, Wii Fit Trainer is probably the most based.
You don’t play Smash, apparently. The trainer can also be a dude.
I have all the Smash games so I'm well aware of that. However the default trainer character is female.
Anyway the most based is actually Link as the tweet reply states because he's always thwarting that jew ganondorf's plans for total domination.
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