"No! I only used the euphemism because I was paraphrasing what Cuomo himself had said." But my pleading fell on deaf ears. I had committed the cardinal sin of not saying the word 'nigger' when presented with the opportunity. If I could only go back and correct my mistake I would say it a thousand times: 'Nigger, nigger, NIGGER! See? I am like you. I am hateful too!'. But instead, I am sentenced to go back to a different place. The free speech enforcers, dragging me away from the glorious haven of thought crime I had once called internet home, now halted in front of a trap door. Once the hatch opened, they threw me into a long, dark chute. I knew where it went. As I fell through the darkness, I sobbed, abysmally aware I would spend the rest of my days matching Bernie campaign funds, white knighting for degenerate thots, and masturbating to Marvel movie trailers.