lol
lol
on suicide watch.
@madazzahat on suicide watch.
on suicide watch.
Eh?! Watch you say!?
The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."
> @madazzahat on suicide watch.
Eh?! Watch you say!?
The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."
How to make Bomb?... oh I meant a Bong. I'm dyslexic. vroom vroom
How to make Bomb?... oh I meant a Bong. I'm dyslexic. vroom vroom
Punchline reminds me of Elliot Rodger. Manlet could have banged plenty of chicks if he just went for the fat ones. His fatal error was ego and punching above his weight class.
Punchline reminds me of Elliot Rodger. Manlet could have banged plenty of chicks if he just went for the fat ones. His fatal error was ego and punching above his weight class.
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