Also advice for younger Poalrs on how to handle this kind of situation with women - look her directly in the eyes and with a frim and commanding voice say "you are acting exactly like your mother". This will get her to self reflect and she will calm down and apologize.
I would advise getting her some Wingstop and talking about her behavior afterwards.
That's a joke. You don't calm women down by comparing them to their mothers. She would explode.
It doesn’t work. Modern women had the self reflection module disabled.
You need to enable your sarcasm module or you could end up taking advice about women from me one day.