It obviously identifies as a life vest. Its pronouns are life/preserver.

The company may be a subsidiary of Pfizer.

Those water molecules are just looking for a better life. Why would you want a bigoted life vest that refuses them?

Now they just need boats that fill up with water, sink, then deploy airbags to raise the boat after 30 mins or so to be reused.

Need boats that quickly decay like cardboard in water. Like a quick degrading wax. Something that will wait for 50miles out