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[–] 6 pts 4mo (edited 4mo)

It obviously identifies as a life vest. Its pronouns are life/preserver.

The company may be a subsidiary of Pfizer.

[–] 4 pts 4mo

Those water molecules are just looking for a better life. Why would you want a bigoted life vest that refuses them?

[–] 2 pts 4mo

Now they just need boats that fill up with water, sink, then deploy airbags to raise the boat after 30 mins or so to be reused.

[–] 0 pt 4mo

Need boats that quickly decay like cardboard in water. Like a quick degrading wax. Something that will wait for 50miles out