He: I swear, honey, I'll only put the tip in.
She: Well, ok.
He put the tip in, and it felt so good he couldn't resist slamming it in balls deep.
She: Ooohh, that feels good! Now put it in the rest of the way!
And with that, Hans swore off straight sex forever.
Whether Hans was the "he" or the "she" in this little tale is left as an exercise for the student.
He: I swear, honey, I'll only put the tip in.
She: Well, ok.
He put the tip in, and it felt so good he couldn't resist slamming it in balls deep.
She: Ooohh, that feels good! Now put it in the rest of the way!
And with that, Hans swore off straight sex forever.
Whether Hans was the "he" or the "she" in this little tale is left as an exercise for the student.
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