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[–] • 3 pts

Just do the 45 degree leaner with your hands on the back wall above the toilet.

[–] • 0 pt

"Now tell me again how you ended up with your head in the toilet and broke a bone?"

[–] • 0 pt

That's the easy way. Sitting down is kinda hard depending on if you have a elongated toilet or not.

[–] • 3 pts

Simply keep a photo of Richard Levine, Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi handy.

[–] • 3 pts

you know who I want to take peeing with an erection advice from? A woman.

[–] • 1 pt

Doesn't mention the fact your dick is now pointing at the ceiling. Smack the end with the back of your hand once or twice, it will soften. If you can bend it down to pee, it's not wood.

[–] • 1 pt

I’ve always heard you can’t pee with a boner but honestly I’ve never had that problem

[–] • 3 pts

Same. I reckon at worst you turn on the shower and piss into the tub.

[–] • 1 pt

Yeah, I've never had this problem.

[–] • 1 pt

Some people don't know how to "relax" the muscle.

[–] • 1 pt

Who the fuck needs a howto?

[–] • 0 pt

I've heard something involving upper muscles flexed drawing blood quickly away from the erective site.

[–] • 0 pt

I'll bend over and stick my butt in the air then it's pointed where it needs to go. Squatting down helps too.

There's ways to get it done. It looks incredibly retarded but it's very effective.