That may be the funniest thing I've seen in a while! Not that the white man who's ancestors created this great coontry got the longest suspension in history. Nope, "can ya lend a nigga a pencil?" That's hilarious because what's a nigga gonna do with a pencil? Create some great architectural feat? Haha, yeah, nigga steals the pencil, pokes his eye out and then his mammy sues the white man for not putting a rubber eraser on both ends so Darquevrious don't be pokin his eyes out!