What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little science nigger? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gravy Squeals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids online, and I have over 300 confirmed no-scope headshots. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in my entire guild. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over /global? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the server and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands equipped. Not only am I extensively trained in high khz mouse clicking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of pay to win gold tier weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this game, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, science nigger noob.
I appreciate the perfect spelling and punctuation. Errors would have detracted from the message.
KEK Hearty KEK
lmao good work
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