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And after I microwave the children, then I become a good parent?

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

That's worthy of a LMAO.

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This remind me on one child T-shirt from china. On label they say : Remove the child before washing, or something like that. I don't think that this is just sloppy translation.

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I identify as a microwaveable meal.

I may not look as good as the photo, but I'm ready in as little as 5 minutes and you'll crave me if you're desperate enough even if I'm bad for you.

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Let them gnaw -- it's good for their gums.

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If you do this once or twice a month because of a crazy schedule (involving those kids) that's not really a big deal in my opinion. If you do this daily, you are not raising children you are breeding ham-beasts.

Clearly you don't own an air fryer.