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A can of diet nope.
A can of diet nope.
Get woke. Go broke. Can't open your cans of coke.
Get woke. Go broke. Can't open your cans of coke.
Get woke. Go broke. Can't open your cans of coke.
In other time you would be a poet. Today, you're a RAPPER.
Fucking CLOWNWORLD WORRRRRRLLLL-STAR!
> Get woke. Go broke. Can't open your cans of coke.
In other time you would be a poet. Today, you're a RAPPER.
Fucking CLOWNWORLD WORRRRRRLLLL-STAR!
She needs a P38
She needs a P38
They did you a favour.
They did you a favour.
i have to admit i have never considered the concept of using a can opener on a pop can
i have to admit i have never considered the concept of using a can opener on a pop can
That can is like a guy who always pays in cash: No tab anywhere.
That can is like a guy who always pays in cash: No tab anywhere.
If you used every ounce of energy you had to rip that open with your bare hands, you'd sweat, and if you collected the sweat and drank it, it would still be healthier than that coke.
If you used every ounce of energy you had to rip that open with your bare hands, you'd sweat, and if you collected the sweat and drank it, it would still be healthier than that coke.
When I become your President this will be the first executive order I sign.
When I become your President this will be the first executive order I sign.
Maybe it's a bottomhole.
Maybe it's a bottomhole.
Maybe it's a bottomhole.
and just as nutritious.
Now with more worms! Comes in cherry and monkeypox flavor.
> Maybe it's a bottomhole.
and just as nutritious.
Now with more worms!
Comes in cherry and monkeypox flavor.
Years ago, Friend of my father worked in a brewery, for shits and giggles one night they ran through a few dozen fresh up cans. He had 2 dozen of them or something at home that he would pull out every so often as his (old man dad joke) party trick - everyone thought it was hilarious - legit boomers, smdh .
Years ago, Friend of my father worked in a brewery, for shits and giggles one night they ran through a few dozen fresh up cans. He had 2 dozen of them or something at home that he would pull out every so often as his (old man dad joke) party trick - everyone thought it was hilarious - legit boomers, smdh .
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