I generally power off my phone between 9AM and 6PM on weekdays to avoid the telemarketer scammers calling several times a day. Sometimes I'll turn it on, and when it's a telemarketer, I say stuff like How does your mother feel about you being a criminal? Does she know how low you've sunk, every day trying to steal from people? What would she say if she knew what you are doing? Wouldn't she be horrified? Won't your family be dishonored when they learn that you are a good-for-nothing thief? Aren't you embarrassed to have this kind of job? Can you not find honest work? How do you live with yourself? Pascalo County Sheriffs Department, Fraud Division, Lt. Hadley speaking, how may I help you? Da fuck you cockroaches want now? Joe's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em. How can I help you? I also play that MP4 that someone posted a few days ago about sodomites burning buttholes with flames coming out.