Is the dog ok?
He'll live, but the blue on his tongue will persist for a few weeks. He says it tasted just like catchicken
Nature's warning colors.
Oh no shit. I've realized that any of these bullshit hair colors are WMD lunacy flags. She's a prime candidate for Robert Heinlein's "mass converter".
What does the mass converter do?
Actually, don't tell me. I want to see it in action, I just need to know where it is and where I can find blue haired freakshows to test the mass converter on.
Don't forget the tattoos and excessive piercings.
I don't know why but I find cute girls with blue/neon hair really hot. I know its a sign that they are insane, but I can't put my finger on why I want to put my finger in them.
How do you make a dog do something like that? Unless it smelled like road kill...
Give me Your dirty love Just like your mama Make her fuzzy poodle do
Give me Your dirty love The way your mama Make that nasty poodle chew
I'll ignore your cheap aroma And your little-bo-peep diploma I'll just put you in a coma With some dirty love
THE POODLE BITES! Come on, Frenchie THE POODLE CHEWS IT! Snap it! THE POODLE BITES! Come on, Frenchie THE POODLE CHEWS IT! Snap it! Nothin' but the best for my dog! Not a speck of cereal!
C'mon dogs eat shit...how much worse could pantifa cunt taste?
If you really want to know there's a guide on the Internet. I don't really want to dwell on it. But anyways last time there was a question about male dog female womansex, I searched and it came up.
Ewwwww!
White chicks sometimes use peanut butter. Not sure about yellow/blue chicks.
caught on camera
Was she outside or was it the CCPCCTV camera in her bedroom?
If her name is Danielle she's probably American born
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She looks like an out of shape Asian teenage boy.
Likely why she was using a dog - she was too ugly to find a real man (plenty of fatass nasty fucks would go for her but that's not what she wants) to take her to pound town.
I think in this case you should have said "hound town".
Oh lawdy, that's hilarious.
i thought dogs dont eat fish
I notice puggy's taking undue interest in this story.
L O L
I hope she kept it in-species, e.g. Blue Healer, Blue Tick Hound, etc.
Only way i can think of to "force" a dog in this manner would be to use peanut butter. Not really forceful.
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