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[–] 1 pt

I have to pace myself so I don't put it in gear a second after starting then have it make a thump when I accelerate a second later.

[–] 2 pts

I am already driving before I have even left my front door. I have a very, very precise routine, you see, extremely efficient. I don't even open any doors, I leap from my bed, directly out of my second-story window, landing precisely in the driveway next to my car (windows already down). Then I hop in through the window and land in the driver's seat, while at the same time throwing the key into the ignition (took me a long time to get that part right), so that when my momentum stops I am turning the key.

Before the engine is finished turning over, I am already 6 miles up the road towards my destination. Get on my level.