Oh come on, let's see one with a guy getting in. Maybe a waste to make a two-second video though.
Get in, start car. Windows down and driving before you've even got your seatbelt on.
I have to pace myself so I don't put it in gear a second after starting then have it make a thump when I accelerate a second later.
I am already driving before I have even left my front door. I have a very, very precise routine, you see, extremely efficient. I don't even open any doors, I leap from my bed, directly out of my second-story window, landing precisely in the driveway next to my car (windows already down). Then I hop in through the window and land in the driver's seat, while at the same time throwing the key into the ignition (took me a long time to get that part right), so that when my momentum stops I am turning the key.
Before the engine is finished turning over, I am already 6 miles up the road towards my destination. Get on my level.
Sometimes I throw my hat on the dash or passenger seat as well.
Take off hat and wallet
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