Women's minds are going in two dozen different directions at all times. They could have a serious, life or death task in front of them and they'll start drifting thinking of the color on the walls and that's the color she had to wear when she was a bridesmaid for Susan, that bitch thinks she's such hot shit. She remembers when she fucked three guys at the frat party and lied about it. Then she met Robert the next day and acted like a virgin. Then she married him!!! He's kinda cute tho. Sad that he married such a slut. I wonder if she has any diseases? Remember the types of guys she was into? Half of them had neck tattoos. OF COURSE she's got some diseases. It would be a fucking miracle if she didn't. Mom thinks I have diseases just because she saw me kissing Tommy Smith in sixth grade. That old bitch just won't ever let me live it down. She has no idea that I haven't bought her a Christmas present for ten years. Just regifted all the shit I didn't want to keep I wonder- **BLAM DROVE RIGHT INTO A TREE FUCKING DEAD** That's how a woman's mind works.