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I just always assume every joke's been made, and I enjoy it when someone relays one to me I haven't heard yet.
I just always assume every joke's been made, and I enjoy it when someone relays one to me I haven't heard yet.
Pretty much anyone who has worked as a bartender has heard every joke in existence but maybe with a current event slant.
Pretty much anyone who has worked as a bartender has heard every joke in existence but maybe with a current event slant.
What would you like a joke about?
What would you like a joke about?
Haven't heard enough so and so walked into a bar jokes yet. Have any clever ones?
Haven't heard enough so and so walked into a bar jokes yet. Have any clever ones?
So and so walked into a bar. He says to the bartender "knock knock"
"who's there?"he replies.
"Banana"
"banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Shut the fuck up you retarded faggot, it's me, Omar Mateen, say henlo to my little friend!"
Best i could come up with on the fly.
So and so walked into a bar. He says to the bartender "knock knock"
"who's there?"he replies.
"Banana"
"banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Shut the fuck up you retarded faggot, it's me, Omar Mateen, say henlo to my little friend!"
Best i could come up with on the fly.
Baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender: What can I get you? Baby seal: Anything but Canadian Club.
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Baby seal: Anything but Canadian Club.
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