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Haven't heard enough so and so walked into a bar jokes yet. Have any clever ones?

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Baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender: What can I get you? Baby seal: Anything but Canadian Club.

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So and so walked into a bar. He says to the bartender "knock knock"
"who's there?"he replies. "Banana" "banana who?"
"Knock knock" "who's there?" "Shut the fuck up you retarded faggot, it's me, Omar Mateen, say henlo to my little friend!"

Best i could come up with on the fly.

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I'll give you a point for effort, but I didn't laugh. Probably just didn't get the reference.