*ten years in the future, Skynet comes online. Due to faulty facial recognition software, Skynet thinks humans are invading aliens and starts eradicating humanity. After a lengthy battle, humans overcomes the rouge IA. As a last ditch effort, Skynet sends a terminator back in time to kill John Conner. John, unaware of the danger, walks through the front door of his house and notices a strange noise. As John approaches his bathroom, he hears gentle weeping. "Hello? Who's There?" John yells. The terminator stands to his feet from the fetal position and announces he has accidently locked himself in the bathroom and requires human assistance. * This is the future as I predict it.