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Yah boii

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That was worse than a dad joke. :P

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What cracks me up is the time it took for his wife to realize it and the facial reaction.

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Thats an 'im about to be a dad' joke. The use of props even!

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Hehehe!

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two-handed!!

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My wife makes the same face when I jack off.

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I never jack off in the kitchen, so she can't see me.

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Traditional American values! I like it.

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