Here we see the wild niggalope looking out for his homies in the hood. This action serves to keep the rent low, and it also serves as a warning to would-be home intruders and competitors, "Think twice before you attempt to steal my property. I have a gun, and if I'm willing to use it to impact property values, I might also use it to defend my property and my family." The niggalope is safe... for now, for the hood can be an unforgiving environment. *The camera pans out the window with police sirens swelling and several burning structures in the distance spewing smoke into the sky.* Tune in next to where we'll examine Hebrew culture and its impact on modern civilization.