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So this was fun. Getting paid to grill BBQ for these friends of a friend. I negotiated my rate, plus all the food and beer I wanted.

Now, I had never met any of these people, but as soon as I arrived, I could tell it was gong to be a chill day. South Florida, at the beach, and they all seemed pretty easy going.

As I'm setting up, prepping the BBQ with coals and such, the early birds that were there, started discussing whether or not the Will Smith slap was real or staged.

Everyone chimed in, some saying it was spontaneous, others arguing it was scripted. When the time was right, I took the floor and said:

"Never mind that, what I was thinking was 'Can you imagine if it was that Supreme Court Nominee Jackson Brown that got slapped? Everyone would say "Dude! You can't hit a woman" And then I'd say "How do you know she is? Are you a biologist?"

Birthday boy laughed his ass off and was walking away while doing so.

Mic drop.

So this was fun. Getting paid to grill BBQ for these friends of a friend. I negotiated my rate, plus all the food and beer I wanted. Now, I had never met any of these people, but as soon as I arrived, I could tell it was gong to be a chill day. South Florida, at the beach, and they all seemed pretty easy going. As I'm setting up, prepping the BBQ with coals and such, the early birds that were there, started discussing whether or not the Will Smith slap was real or staged. Everyone chimed in, some saying it was spontaneous, others arguing it was scripted. When the time was right, I took the floor and said: "Never mind that, what I was thinking was 'Can you imagine if it was that Supreme Court Nominee Jackson Brown that got slapped? Everyone would say "Dude! You can't hit a woman" And then I'd say "How do you know she is? Are you a biologist?" Birthday boy laughed his ass off and was walking away while doing so. Mic drop.

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[–] • 1 pt

It can be a weekend hustle. It was actually more work than I thought. These guys had a lot of food. There was 15-25 people there. They had steaks, burgers, chicken tits, and all the fixings.

[–] • 4 pts

Maybe I can charge less than the competition but only make wieners?

I’m gonna brainstorm. If I come up with anything, I’ll make a post about it.

[–] • 5 pts

South Florida... sorry bro the Weiner market is already saturated.

[–] • 1 pt

How quickly I forgot.

I’m also thinking there could be a food score at the end. People are leaving. Things are wrapping up. And there’s all kinds of meat uncooked or cooked and not taken. I would bring a cooler with me. I’m guessing some hosts would be like, “you want it?” And since 85/15 ground meat is like a million bucks / pound, that could be as valuable as the fee for the gig.

[–] • 0 pt

Hotdog eating contests need lots of weiner. Kamaltoe has that market covered unfortunately.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

bitch.. gimme yo chicken titz, hold da chicken

wayyyyht, gimme dat gawd damn chicken too ya muthafuckin slut

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nine months later, baby Ty'Shawn DeQuinco Belafonte Bartholomew James the Third Junior is born to single mother Jablonda Sheniqua'Del Wiggins

[–] • 1 pt

First two lines I heard to a rap beat in my head.

[–] • 1 pt

I too am a fan of chicken tits.

[–] • 3 pts

I was at a grocery store a while back. I was at the deli counter. The woman says "Can I help you?" I says yeah, give me a half a pound of the chicken tits. She looks horrified and says "You mean chicken breast!"

I says "That's what I said. Chicken tits!"