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So this was fun. Getting paid to grill BBQ for these friends of a friend. I negotiated my rate, plus all the food and beer I wanted.

Now, I had never met any of these people, but as soon as I arrived, I could tell it was gong to be a chill day. South Florida, at the beach, and they all seemed pretty easy going.

As I'm setting up, prepping the BBQ with coals and such, the early birds that were there, started discussing whether or not the Will Smith slap was real or staged.

Everyone chimed in, some saying it was spontaneous, others arguing it was scripted. When the time was right, I took the floor and said:

"Never mind that, what I was thinking was 'Can you imagine if it was that Supreme Court Nominee Jackson Brown that got slapped? Everyone would say "Dude! You can't hit a woman" And then I'd say "How do you know she is? Are you a biologist?"

Birthday boy laughed his ass off and was walking away while doing so.

Mic drop.

So this was fun. Getting paid to grill BBQ for these friends of a friend. I negotiated my rate, plus all the food and beer I wanted. Now, I had never met any of these people, but as soon as I arrived, I could tell it was gong to be a chill day. South Florida, at the beach, and they all seemed pretty easy going. As I'm setting up, prepping the BBQ with coals and such, the early birds that were there, started discussing whether or not the Will Smith slap was real or staged. Everyone chimed in, some saying it was spontaneous, others arguing it was scripted. When the time was right, I took the floor and said: "Never mind that, what I was thinking was 'Can you imagine if it was that Supreme Court Nominee Jackson Brown that got slapped? Everyone would say "Dude! You can't hit a woman" And then I'd say "How do you know she is? Are you a biologist?" Birthday boy laughed his ass off and was walking away while doing so. Mic drop.

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[–] • 6 pts

I have to assume south Florida where a lot of the guys are gay, and wouldn't be cought dead cooking near a messy BBQ.

Go to Texas (or anywhere else in the south ) there will be 50 guys fighting for grill duties.

Just my guess.

[–] • 6 pts

That’s funny you mention gays in south Florida. In my younger years, I met a young lady at a convention. We hit it off we both had some time off so she skipped her plane back to Miami and we spent a couple days at my house then I drove her back to Miami. Approx 13 hour drive. She was a real estate agent with a lot of connections and had people lined up to meet me. Very exciting. I’d never been to Miami so even if I didn’t get any new clients, I was going to party a bit and stay in her badass condo in a high rise building.

Well, I meet some people, club owners and people in real estate....she wasn’t joking about these connections. We went out to these clubs with vip and bottle service and stuff. Really incredible for a guy in his mid-20’s. But then some weird shit went down.

This one guy was super creepy. He was the guy people were gravitating to in this section of a night club. Very flamboyant. A flashy faggot who just kept talking to us all night.

Well, we are pretty tipsy and can it back to her place. We were going to finally seal the deal. We have some wine and continue chatting. That fruity dude comes up in conversation. Well, that was an ex boyfriend of hers. I was confused. Then I was grossed out. Then I was thinking there aren’t enough condoms in the world to risk fucking a women who sleeps with faggots. And I didn’t.

She told me that all the guys down there are gay but have girlfriends and wives and it was normal. NORMAL?

So, that’s how straight guys and gals get hiv. Because faggots are fucking women.

[–] • 6 pts

Women real estate agents are one step above whores who will do anything to get a commission.

[–] • 2 pts

All real estate agents are fcking whores. Well, almost all.

[–] • 1 pt

Lol. I didn’t even think of it that way at the time. I was young and I guess partaking in a bit of degenerate behavior. Lesson learned.

[–] • 1 pt

It is nearly impossible for a woman to give a man HIV.

[–] • 1 pt

I’m aware it’s much more difficult but lots of people have Anal sex (personally, I think you’re a closet fag if you want to put your dock in any asshole) or if the female is on her period or spotting, if you tear her .... then you start getting into real risk territory.

[–] • 0 pt

Still gross. Why would you even want to do it at that point?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

try-sexuals are the disease spreaders. it isn't just about sex, it is about domination and ownership. like the prison environment we hear of. it's hedonism and beyond.

[–] • 2 pts

What the fck are you talking about. I said south FL, not San Francisco.

[–] • 2 pts

You don't realize the extreme number of gays that live in s Florida?

Look at the other comments in this thread, I'm not the only one who has noticed!

[–] • 1 pt

Of course, the state is filled with jews in the big city areas.

[–] • 1 pt

Faggots are everywhere. Even where you live. I don't understand your point. Nor do I give a fck what your point is.