Cyclists [526x812 - 51KB] | Poal: Say what you want.

[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

More like he's aware it's all for show and there's no real danger.

Or he's a courier and is moving intel around.

He could be a furry.

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[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

He could be a furry.

I was ok until you said that. Now he must pay.

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[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I'll get the jumper cables

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[–] • 0 pt

I'll bring my Stealers Wheel vinyl.

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[–] • 4 pts

When I was young and rode my bike everywhere I used to always try and stay out of the way of cars. I'd take side streets whenever I could. I'd stop before the red light enough so drivers could turn right without having to worry about me. No one really told me to do this it was just my natural Czech genetics making me aware of my surrounding and caring for others. Now I'm a lot older and had some fucking chug meander across the road on a red light causing all of us to slam on our brakes. After driving past the guy on his bicycle a little close he followed me to my work and started screaming at me. After the first punch in the face he stopped screaming. After I threw his bike down the driveway he left.

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[–] • 2 pts

Lmao!

Cyclists think they’re superheroes just because they dress like them.

They love arguing about their rights, which makes it so great that you let your fists do the talking.

People who go through life literally leading with their chins usually get checked, it’s just a matter of time.

Of course, I’m not condoning violence, just stating what I have seen to be true.

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[–] • 2 pts

Exactly right. I didn't mention that i attempted to explain myself but he was screaming and spitting. Like one of those children that never got a spanking. He sure shut the fuck right up with the first blow. He needed an adult spanking because he never got one as a child.

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The fact that you tried to explain yourself and he still kept yelling is learned behavior, so that wasn’t the first time he’s pulled that shit and gotten away with it (but maybe the last).

My local coffee shop is haunted by these weekend warriors who love doing laps through the lobby with their neon sausage skin outfits and their clip-on cycling shoes on, so it sounds like they’re walking around with tap shoes. They also keep their cycling helmet on, with the rear view mirror attached.

The more people at the coffee shop, especially if there are females, the more clicking/laps you’ll have to endure. No customers means, mercifully, they’re onto a more target-rich environment.

“The world is made for those who aren’t burdened by self-awareness.”

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[–] • 2 pts

But he wouldn't do that if there was a (((fake demic lockdown))).

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[–] • 4 pts

I rode. I'm in Commiefornia and was riding during the harshest part of the lockdowns. It was fantastic, so many greenlights on my routes.

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[–] • 5 pts

Ah.. the "lockdown" fiasco over a fake pandemic to rig a major US election to protect illegal business interests in the Ukraine: the story of the femorat party, feat. Hunter McCrackulous Biden, Sketchy Schumer, Killary, RINO Romney and guest appearances by Hussein Soetoro, Skeletorosi, Big Mike Robinson and Sloppy Joey with Kamaltoe the hotdog swallowing dindu hindu.

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[–] • 2 pts

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Cycling attracts a lot of nice people, but also a lot of massive bell ends that everyone hates.

It's a curiously divisive recreation

. I pulled out on one the other day, despite looking right past him I had no idea he was there. You need lights on even during the day, car drivers are not looking for you and you are not as visible as you think you are

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the secret is to always ride under the assumption that you are invisible, because effectively you are. if you go around on a bike pretending that the cars can see you you're going to get hit.