Dykes are tools, learn to use them. | Poal: Say what you want.

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I can hardly wait for her explanation of a Spud wrench, stinger or a choker!!

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Don't forget strippers, rigid nipples and lube. Male and female connectors also get the aphabet people fired up.

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Imagine my surprise the first time I searched for “black nipples” on the interweb thingie

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I'm sorry you had to see your mom naked.

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Everyone knows about donkey dicks, cow pussies, and bull picks 😂

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ummmm.....screwdriver!