When I was younger, I never realized how important it was to find a woman who can keep house. By that I mean vacuum the floors, wash the dishes, do the laundry, cook the meals.

Women libbers will be saying to themselves, "If you want a housekeeper, hire a servant, because that's not my job."

Yet these same women expect the man they are with to mow the grass, shovel the snow, fix the broken toilet, keep the car repaired, defend them in the street. We don't say to them, "If you want the house and car maintained, hire a handiman."

It's the same thing with the age-old battle of the toilet seat. Women say men are inconsiderate because we leave the seat up after we pee. But why can't men say that women are inconsiderate because they leave the seat down after they pee?

Double standards, double standards.

Big tits are overrated. I've dated a few big chested ladies and once their bras came off, it was like that song "Do Your Ears Hang Low" for tits.

"Do your tits hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your tits hang low?"

For some, it's possible to rewrite the BIOS, for others it's not.

You marry the girl who loves you, anything else is immaterial

even if she's dumb and fugly, your life outcome will be better