I was once clubbing in Germany and the friends I went with wanted to go home, but I was having too much fun, so I stayed by myself. Ended up getting super wasted and blackout drunk. I woke up in my hostel bed the next morning having no idea how I got home. My friends and I decided to go to the kebab place under the hostel as it's great hangover food and was the only place nearby. When we walk in the Arab owner sees me and starts to lose his shit. He is yelling in broken English "You! You bastard! Last night you come in drunk, throw up all over my store and try to fight everyone! Get out! Get out!" We were all then kicked out. Man I love a dirty kebab made by a dirty Arab. Good times.