I was once clubbing in Germany and the friends I went with wanted to go home, but I was having too much fun, so I stayed by myself. Ended up getting super wasted and blackout drunk. I woke up in my hostel bed the next morning having no idea how I got home. My friends and I decided to go to the kebab place under the hostel as it's great hangover food and was the only place nearby. When we walk in the Arab owner sees me and starts to lose his shit. He is yelling in broken English "You! You bastard! Last night you come in drunk, throw up all over my store and try to fight everyone! Get out! Get out!" We were all then kicked out. Man I love a dirty kebab made by a dirty Arab. Good times.

Now do poutine

What a doozy 😂

I don't miss being drunk.

You rat bastard faggot, I laughed my ass off at this, whilst my instructor was describing how to deal with surgical patients and eventual complications.

Nicely done and very accurate.

Good times...

Classy, Britain, Classy.

Kebabs are shit. At least what we get here is on the right side of shit depending on where you go.

British kebabs are even worse.

Who the fuck dumps that shit in a styrofoam container?

its meant to be a wrap you retards.

that being said, food in general in the UK is utter shit. Its what happens when you have a country where dickheads walk into a chip shop and absolutely lose their shit because they dont have curry, while their mate loses their shit in the curry shop because they dont do chips. and by 'curry' what the poms mean is 'random ass shit with curry powder added to it except vindaloo which is all vinegar and is totally all authentic indian cooked by british born pakistanis'

Epic..

What the fuck wrong with people in the UK?