Construction guy probably left his alpha pheromones on the hoodie, something the woman isn't sensing from her beta and is missing in her life.

He threw it in the Living Room because it smells like skank. She wore it for a week and then just threw it back where he was working unwashed.

If you have hammer, everything's a nail.

I imagine the carpenter is also posting somewhere about this.

Bimbo splooge sponge.

Let me tell you, builders sleep with the clients all the time. Completely normal.

Like the pool cleaning service.

As a former very busy high powered executive I can tell you it doesn't matter so much what is happening at home while the cat is away as that the wife is content to stay in it. That is the most important part of all. The very last thing you need is pressure on the home front.

If that means we have to hire a pool cleaner, then she will have a pool cleaner. As many as are required to get the job done.

I wonder if Fidel Castro knew he was Pierre Trudeau's pool cleaner, and that old Pierre was probably eternally grateful for it?

Why the fuck you running around with no pants on with tradies in the house slapper?

Just a whore ... psychotic woman justifying her whoring in her mind and trying to relay her mental sorcery through the story.