...are low, but never zero.
It depends where your live or spend your time. Any time I'm in Chicago I worry about monkeys killing me.
...lotta Black Snub-Nosed monkeys there.
Monkeys scare me. If I ever see one outside a zoo I’m not holding or going near it. Monkeys don’t just kill you like say a tiger. They try to ruin you. Test your dick off rip your eyes off bite your nose off. Little assholes can stay away from me.
Agree... around monkeys, never relax.
Interesting, but think the idea of a monkey with a conscience is kind of far-fetched.
Sometimes when I’m eating I think about choking on my food and dying. What a shitty thing that would be. And I think most people have choked at least once in there life. I know a guy who’s dad died like this. Choking on popcorn in his living room and his kids at the time, the guy I know, we’re jumping up and down on his lap laughing while it happened because they thought he was playing a game.
That's rough, man. Given a choice, I'd rather die fighting a monkey...
Literally 100% if you live in Baltimore or Chimpcago.
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