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[–] • 9 pts (edited )

I feel you little brother. Sounds like me talking about some of my white trash neighbors and relatives 50 years ago, except then it was just booze and weed. Some people's whole purpose in this life is to be the bad example. Best thing you can do is take the lesson for what it is, swear never to do the same, and get the fuck away from those people as fast as you can before they get the chance to drag you down with them.

[–] • 6 pts

I don't blame the kid. He's not swearing or anything like that, but if he's talking like this, it means there are some screwed up adults in his life. We as a people need to do better. We need to be the best.

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

That's why church and other things that give kids adult role models outside of their immediate neighborhood is good. Kids in those areas need to see that not everyone is fucked up and they don't have to be just because 80% of the adults in their life are.

Just because you have good role models doesn't mean you have a 100% guarentee of coming out 100% perfect yourself, but it's sad when an otherwise good kid doesn't get to see that there is another world, besides people they assume to just be rich. Otherwise they might just think that it's about rich verse poor. When really it's about well adjusted and not well adjusted, and that there is a whole world out there with 1000x less drama that's in the same income bracket as them.

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A commenter nailed it: this kid definitely has a mom who posts "new year new me"

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exactly. this isn’t comedy its a fucking cry for help and a wake up call

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[–] • 5 pts

Southern kids don't take no prisoners.

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Fucking Cheryl.

[–] • 3 pts

I used to work with a Cheryl. She came into work every morning drunk until she got fired under circumstances that warranted Benny Hill music.

[–] • 3 pts

Just like Cheryl. I'm not surprised.

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Her and her cookie monster pajamas, smoking Marlboros!

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I'm trying to figure out how a meth head can afford Marlboros tho.

[–] • 3 pts

Same way they afford meth: stealing shit and fraud.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

She sells half her food stamp allowance for cash.

[–] • 1 pt

Cash Assistance from Uncle Sam, be my first guess!

[–] • 2 pts

The fuck is it with these whores and cookie monster pajama pants?

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Cookie Monster really means nookie monster.

[–] • 5 pts

I just forwarded this to a Cheryl I know. We’re onto you, Cheryl! Lmaoo.

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This chick, in her Cookie Monster pajamas smoking some Marlboros … She's the type of chick that had four kids and five different baby daddies. How does that happen? She don't even know.

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We had a Cheryl at my work, for a brief period of time. If she wasn't wearing pajamas, she was wearing see-through pants and thong. No, don't get excited, this bitch was nasty as fuck.

She's the type of chick that had four kids and five different baby daddies.

And they're all mongrels. Every single one. She regaled us with stories of being fucked by niggers behind dumpsters while smoking blunts. Her dream, she told us, is whites and blacks mixing together so that there are no more whites. I am not exaggerating, nor embellishing any of this. 100.01% true that this bitch exists, everything I said about her is true, and we had to put up with her.

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*You're

The redneck kid got it right in the vid text, but not in his tag?

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Considering his circumstances, he's doing good if he can spell at all...

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Yea,he can't even afford a ball cap,with a bill.

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It doesn't matter.

Knowing English is not practiced here. Pointing out third-grade English mistakes is somehow seen as being douchey; surprising on a platform that promotes being smarter than the 12%

Poalers use apostrophes like Ohioans use turn signals... not at all, or incorrectly.

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Poalers use apostrophes like Ohioans use turn signals... not at all, or incorrectly.

Punctuation mishaps are one thing I could probably blame on phones. The way they do apostrophes (and all other punctuation) as you try to write them are weird, at least on my phone. Still haven't really tried to figure out how to do it correctly, so I always end up backspacing and "doing it manually" so to speak. I'll figure it out next time. Next time...

I think because of this, most people just say "fuck it" and don't bother trying to punctuate correctly on phones. Rarely will I type out a comment on my phone because of how shitty the interface is, I'll wait until I can get my grubby hands on a real IBM model-M keyboard and machine-gun type it out at 100 wpm.

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Dad, uncle or older brother wrote his script

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Meth heads always abandon their kids, along with their looks.

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battery acid is meth and sugar.

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Now this kid is going somewhere.

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