In the far flung future, where every door opened itself a single man is baffled as to how to open a door, and looks on The Great G. He finds what he is looking for in the archaic video format, on the prehistoric web, from a site at this point only annotated by a singular "y." In this he sees a man, as basic as can be, no ascendance, no cybernetics, not even a sensory pleasure machine attached to him. In this the man uses his arm to push down on a phalic metal object protruding from the door. As the door is pleased with such an action, it opens for the naked man, and lets him in. He then proceeds to use the same method to close the door, and to which it is pleased. And so our man from the future realizes how to operate this machine from a bygone era, and rams the whole thing up his ass accidentally opening it in the process before he strokes it from the other side until it closes, because in the future only the gays survived the jewtopia.