According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop on Hawaii is to make a human sacrifice into her fires. And according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.
Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop on Hawaii is to make a human sacrifice into her fires. And according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.
Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
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