It's simple: Santa is a mythological magical being who visits good Christian boys and girls.
Jews aren't Christians. It would be weird for a Christian dude to visit Jews to celebrate Christmas, the birth of the Christ.
The real Saint that Santa is based on would probably help kids of any religion (or no religion) because he was a legit dude.
Isn't Santa (the red/white wearing chubby white-bearded guy) a Coca-Cola character?
He is Amanita Muscaria character.
No. Coca Cola came up with their Santa version back in the 1930s:
https://www.coca-colacompany.com/faqs/did-coca-cola-invent-santa
"Twas the Night Before Christmas" was written in 1822, for example.
santa is an anagram of satan
THis is an excellent response to the joke where someone tells a Holocaust joke to God and God doesnt laugh. So then the person telling the joke responds with "I guess you should had been there"
Santa doesn't do menorahs nor rainbow flags.
Do you guys know that the war ended in 1945, and 1947 was the final stage of germany being occupied by the allies before dividing it?
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