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But are there ridges cut out of the chocolate like they do to coins so they can make more profit?

Zoomed in: Can confirm kike ridges.

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The ridges were added to coins to prevent jews from shaving the edges and lowering the value.

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Yup - My coin book confirms coin shaving is a thing:)

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I think they were called chislers

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Yes, but that's common knowledge, or should be here on poal.

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Maybe so but a booster shot revamps the knowledge.

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I thought they cut the ridges out and saved the shavings when coins were made from more valuable metal?

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Other way around. If there were no ridges then someone has shaved your coin.

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jews love jewing so much that they jew each other.

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When there's only jews to Jew Jews Jew jews

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Dismayed by the growing popularity of secular Christmas traditions among Jews, including hanging stockings, decorating fir trees, and exchanging gifts either on Christmas Day or New Years Eve, Cincinnati Rabbis Wise and Lilienthal devised a plan to resurrect an insignificant Jewish holiday called Chanukah, celebrated mainly by old women decorating their front doors with yellow and blue lights. They planned to copy and Judaize the various secular elements of Christmas, including presents, lights, greeting cards, supper, carols, and community center events.

Thus the celebration of Chanukah was established in Cincinnatti, Ohio, USA, 1870.

Source: Hanukkah in America - NYU Press Teacher's Guide

https://s3.amazonaws.com/supadu-imgix/ingram-nyu/pdfs/instructors-guide/9780814707395_ig.pdf

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Shape shifting in front of our eyes.

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You gotta be shitting me.😂

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Y'all didn't know jews have chocolate gold for Hannukah?

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I saw this at my grocery store today, on sale for 3 for $1. I don’t think I could imagine something more jewy

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They call that “gelt.”

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Shlomo Schokoladestein

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Hand rubbing intensifies

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On the feast of Saint Nicholas we open the kids' window and scatter chocolate coins on floor near it.

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Have you ever gotten these as a gift? It's a great object lesson. "All that glitters is not gold - and sometimes it's super-crappy chocolate."

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Nope. Just saw the picture & found it funny.