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Franky, if it hadn't been the bees and/or the piranhas today, it would have just been something else tomorrow.

Franky, if it hadn't been the bees and/or the piranhas today, it would have just been something else tomorrow.

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The bees were Africanized....

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Oh shit. Nigger-bees. The worst kind. Not so much the stinging as that god-awful constant rap-buzzing.

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i just spewed my grape drank all over the place... thank you sir

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At least he was dead when the piranhas ate him, so there is that.

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Was he? Like vultures, I don't remember piranhas waiting patiently for the victim to expire first.

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Piranhas rarely attack living prey, unless they are desperate or stressed out. They just have a bad reputation like crows.

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Maybe your laid back Brazilian variety. Where I lived, further upriver, they seemed to have no trouble with taking a bite out of whatever they fancied.

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Sounds like someone who never threw mice I piranha tank. They ate baby mice like popcorn, but the full grown mice were a bit of a battle

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but good thing he was vaccinated!

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Yep. Fully vaxxed. Died anyway. Of drowning. And piranhas. And bees. But mostly from fauci's wuhan flu.

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That was covid related drowning.

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In other news, scientists have no explanation for the recent outbreak in a population of piranhas developing myocarditis and dying of heart attacks.

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Welcome to Australia. Mind the spiders and tree leeches.

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It was covid

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Well, of course it was. But if everything is "covid"...

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I had kept piranhas once, bought them for $5/ea. At the pet shop. They were about the size of a nickel and grew to be about 2lbs./ea. Before they ate tainted minnows and died. Awesome fish to own

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So what'd he have on Clinton?

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Down under that's just called a Tuesday.

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I try to remember life could get worse and it’s true but it doesn’t make me feel any better about my situation.

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"Hold my beer." - Australia