Hmmm... I've seen the Aurora a couple of times. Alaska and Norway. I did some scuba diving in the Great Barrier Reef... among other coral reefs. I've seen loads of waterfalls in New Zealand and Oregon, among other places. Niagara Falls, for one. I've been snowboarding in America and Europe. And I have had a career. I'm thinking this dumb bitch must have picked the wrong career.