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Years ago, when they first mandated seat belt laws, I hot-glued a strap over the drivers door and would just fling it across my shoulder whenever I drove anywhere.
Now I'm just another "click it or ticket" pussy like the rest of you.
Y’know, driving beltless is fun. Not that I have a “rally car,” but I like being strapped in to drive stick around some sweet hills
You must be a special kind of stupid
The funny thing is the repetition part they never pick up on.
The specialist
I always tell them that I have no interest in doing business with the company they work for. In order for a contract to be legally binding, both sides must agree to the terms of the contract. It works every fckn time.
You need to tell them how you’re a special kind of stupid
STFU if you don't understand contract law. I'm a paralegal you stupid fck.
Years ago was when you discovered that you were a special kind of stupid
Stupid? No. It just pissed me off that the insurance companies were able to lobby for that to become another law. Granted, seat belts save lives and making everyone comply with that requirement reduces the chances of injury, but if you think the insurance companies forced that law through because they give a fuck about people, you're mistaken. The only reason they made it a law was to make more money. If you get a ticket for not wearing a seat belt, your premiums go up. If a cop sees you driving without a seat belt, that's reason enough to pull you over. Do you think it's because these bastards care about your health and safety? One cop saw a nigger right here in this town not wearing a seat belt so he flipped on this lights and siren. The nigger bolted. When he crashed a few blocks later, the cop ran him over and killed him. (That's not a bullshit story) It's just more chipping away at your freedom.
I replied to everyone on this post and called them a special kind of stupid
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