That’s because you’re stupid. It’s ok though. As long as you sacrifice a cat on a weekly basis god will still let your stupid ass into heaven. I mean gods the one who blessed you with your stupidity in the first place. Kind of a dick move to hold it against you. He always places a messenger somewhere, you’ve heard the word, to deny it now is to deny your maker. Make your choice. Cat sacrifice and heaven, or cat loving and eternal damnation.