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My nigger neighbor blows leaves in front of my apartment with his leaf blower every morning. So I take my rug of leaves and dump them on his rug.
Leaf blowers are fucking gay. Hey, let's blow the leaves into the street. Just blow them around now they're all gone, like magic!
I have a couple square miles of woods behind me. Those leaves get blown right back to where they came from. Actually, blown onto a big tarp and then dragged back there. "Here, you can have these back... asshole trees"
You just LEAVE them there?
You should blow them into the yard right before you mow and then mulch or bag them. Leaf mulch doesn't form thatch and is good for mycelium.
That's what I've always done, works like a charm
Pro tip: If you live where the snow is powdery, use the leaf blower on the snow.
It only works well early before people trample it.
That's the way to do it. Wait for a windy day and blow them fuckers into the street. Once they leave my property theyre no longer my problem. Easy as fuck. Saves bags. Saves a trip to the dump. I used to burn them. No longer
But I have the property where all those leaves are blown.
If I lived in the ghetto I would hold a bbq and invite all my nigger neighbors that way they would leave me alone
I almost took you seriously there.
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