Oh man I hear when you’re vaxed, laser beams shoot traffic out of the sky so you don’t get into car crashes! If you ever get into a fight, the vaccine will steam out of your blood and turn into Captain Planet to beat the other guy up! If you get shot by an artillery shell, the vax will heal you like Jesus and you’ll rise again on the third day!!!!!1! Heart attacks are still a problem though vax doesn’t seem to help with that…OH, and Covid.