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One time my grandpa went to McDonald’s and tried to order a whopper. Obviously they don’t have whoppers at McDonald’s. My grandpa is not a patient man. He’s also a hardass stubborn bastard. He made a scene.
He should make a scene. He was correct to expect Whopper clones over half the years.
Whoppers at McDonald’s EXISTED FIVE TIMES in history, almost exactly like a Whopper, the issue was the astounding pressure on supplies for large very red ripe ready to eat tomatoes. Tomatoes often forced McDonalds to stop selling their superior copies.
First : The McD.L.T. (1984) (a clever superior copy of the whopper, supplied in two containers, essentially : https://files.catbox.moe/2aotr2.jpg Later a crappy dual cardboard box instead of perfect Styrofoam was introduced for The McD.L.T.
Second : The Big ‘N Tasty (introduced 1996 to 2012) https://files.catbox.moe/s1qns9.jpg
Third : The Arch Deluxe (1996) : https://twitter.com/LamarRevenger/status/917127105472851968
Fourth : The McFeast (west coast USA) comes and goes every few years, last seen in 2014: https://files.catbox.moe/u1gzim.jpg
Fifth : The Angus Burger (2009 to 2013): https://files.catbox.moe/eo0776.jpg
So most of the time , (over 50%) McDonalds sold Whopper clones since 1984
Do you make this information up? Literally anytime you answer a question or say anything it’s an incredible amount of information. About burgers. Or about how women doctors pee less. A diverse range of completely unrelated topics. There’s no way you know this much off the top of your head
I sourced ALL that information from my mind except the photos, and I MADE those jpegs from png screen shots.
All my friends call me "the Walking Internet"
My brain (trivia depth) is only interesting in live events, like parties. Its useful on first dates to shock or astound a woman holding a cellphone to check wikipedia. My brain is a gigantic pile of memorized shit. You don't want to be me though.
I used to memorize books, entire books, every paragraph, and every page number, and location of paragraphs as a sick demented hobby for many years. But I am not a normal person, though others exist in history like myself. I avoid memorizing books now to avoid damaging my mind.
My mind races all the time, but not at frenetic speed. Even now I am processing a symphony in my mind on playback. Frenetic mania level triple tasking mind racing is reserved to the day and night before joining a new research project, a new job, moving to new home, changing something major, then I do not sleep a second for a a whole day and drive/fly like tired zombie the next day. So I know what a true "overtasked" mind can feel like, and its rare that I am trapped in high gear.... except for music in my head I guess.
Just songs playing back in my head, not even songs I heard for many many years. I will play the recordings back in my head, sometimes slow speed and study the bass lines, the chords, the exact words (harder for exact precise wording), and every note.
I tend to pick a new song every day or so, and start a new song (called "EAR WORMS") every time I take a shit and am sitting on toilet. Then I replay and analyze the song I have not heard in years, in my head, replaying the song again and again, so much that it never affects my current train of thought, and is a "background task" for my mind.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earworm
"musical imagery repetition", "involuntary musical imagery", "cognitive itch", and "stuck song syndrome"
Wikipedia says "instrumental music may cause only 7.7% of earworms" but I replay entire symphonies from classical composers in my head again and again, but I heard them 30 times first prior, and then re-playing them refreshes the neurons, refreshing the songs notes for future years.
If I have a high fever (rare) my mind snaps and gets caught in large math computation loops with not enough variables to solve and repeats reattempting to solve forever in hellish nightmare until unconscious or fever breaks.
I used to practice memorizing a few irrational famous numbers to thousands of decimal places. Complete with self-punishment If I was wrong. I am NOT Akira Haraguchi... Akira Haraguchi memorized one irrational number (Pi) to 111,700 digits before failing in a live recitation (no electronics hidden in shoe or anus) : 111,700 from memory!!!! https://www.theguardian.com/science/alexs-adventures-in-numberland/2015/mar/13/pi-day-2015-memory-memorisation-world-record-japanese-akira-haraguchi
Anyways... as I said.... you do not want to be me.
And yes.... I seem to know more about everything than anyone I ever met.
I'm going to disagree with the McD.L.T, it was in no way superior to the Whopper. It was basically just an unassembled standard quarter pounder that included lettuce and tomato. I gave it a meh/10
Not true.
A standard quarter pounder is ketchup and mustard only, no mayonnaise (thousand island).
The McD.L.T was superior in all ways , mainly the tomato ripeness, and the temperature contrasts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7radb0Vl9k
Look at that McD.L.T! Its a clone of the Whopper!!! Look!
Its not just a quarter pounder with lettuce and tomato. It had every element of a whopper except char broil scent
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