An alien was sent to earth to study the different religions. His first report was on the muslims: *"They are a strong, male-dominated society that marry child brides, kill homosexuals, worship a rock and have dozens of children each to send forth and conquer lands through violence and overwhelming numbers. Anyone that doesn't convert to their religion is put to death. They even convince the queers in other lands to support them. An amazingly aggressive people."* His next report was on the jews: *"They're a small tribe of deceptive criminals controlled by the female jews who prefer to inbreed within their own group, fanatically exploit other groups for tribal gains, destroy civilizations and cry about how evil everyone else is for persecuting them. The cut off a part of their son's dicks and drink the blood. Their main holidays celebrate the killing of Egyptian babies, conquering lands that don't belong to them and claiming their god told them to do it. Once a year they forgive themselves for all their crimes by putting their sins in a chicken and beating it to death to fool that same god."* His last report was on Christians: *"They worship a rabbi who tried to teach other jews how to be passive and forgiving even after those other jews beat the shit out of him and nailed him to a piece of wood. They welcome jews and muslims into their countries because they think somehow, their dead god... the one that the jews tortured to death 2 thousand years ago, has forgiven everything and that the jews and muslims believe in the same peaceful coexistence even though every action of those other two religions contradicts that belief."* The other alien asked, "Why are those Christians so fucking stupid?" The first alien said, "Don't ask me, I'm just reporting on their religions. Wait 'til X'kktk gets back with his report on niggers."