"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." -Mitch Hedberg
So they can't just use it like regular stairs?
That would require a very specific loicense and we av'nt th'thyme.
Do what you want, but I've seen lots of videos with escalators failing in very spectacular ways. Maybe it's just a stalled motor... Maybe it's something worse... A simple sign won't let a person know.
/me imagines people catapulted upward at high speed, then the bystanders would say "Well, that escalated quickly!"
any of those accidents happen in formerly white territory?
all those those accidents that ive seen happen is when subhumans try to build an escalator and so what fails is the structural components.
That explains all of the Chinese escalator deaths. Paper machete concrete over their.
Also, when they build one all the monkeys decide to jump on it at once. It's probably no supposed to fail at that point, but they do love to push it
Perfect dad post. I'll allow it.
Seems we've got a conundrum.
Assuming gender? Knock that sign down.
If you notice this notice, then please notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
An escalator can never break down it can only become stairs.
I love language-humour; it tickles me a very specific way that nothing else can. It's probably why I loved The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy book, so much. And also why I hated the movie.
And also why I hated the movie.
Same here.
hi escalator faggot reddittard, my names Dad
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