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Look at that shark gorge!

They should let it continue and see how much it can truly eat

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Look at that shark gorge! They should let it continue and see how much it can truly eat reuploaded in H.264 baseline

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[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

Men doing men thangs!

[–] • 7 pts

Ok, great, now 300+ million of us need to do this to the 12 bankers running the various Federal Reserves, and then the 500 or so people "representin" us.

[–] • 1 pt

I would prefer to put the bankers into a tank of sharks

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

I know one thing.

Eating all those people would be a "KOSHER meal" !

[–] • 1 pt

Let’s exchange dick pics like men do

[–] • 1 pt

I remember getting real high once with my friend once then his parents invited me to go to a Buffett with them and my friend said it’s a Buffett we can waste as much food as we want and he had 3 baked potatoes on his plate and he just started stabbing them with a knife repeatedly till a waitress came over and made him stop

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But did he show the dikpic?

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He showed my girlfriend his dick. And that’s how my best friend of 15 years and I ended our friendship

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My first sushi restaurant was a buffet style restaurant when sushi was becoming a thing in the 90s.

I had no clue about eating sushi. So, I took a plate and loaded it up to the top with lots of rolls and stuff.

I had no idea why people gave me funny looks.

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At the buffet the sushi is 95% rice anyway.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

That's why you should order sashimi instead. Try the Yellowtail Tuna, it's cut against the bias and melts on your tongue.

[–] • 0 pt

That is today. This as the 90s when this stuff was high quality.

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

FUCK YOU OP FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

when the proper gentlemen threw that murder-fish off the boat, the song should've sung the last chorus; "STEADY SHE GOEEES, HUAH"

I hate you with every living cell of my being, you ruined a gorgeous joke. FUCK.

god damnit now i know why you have that fucking JEW flair.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

I had to enhance the voices of the men at the end and lower the music. The men were saying a fond "GoodBye" to the shark, not the viewers.

By the way teens and tweens across USA , if White, listen to actual Sea Shanties all last summer!

SEA SHANTY FAD

And I am not talking about "Pirate metal" (a big genre) nor Celtic-Sea (Canadian fishermen platinum selling artists like "Great Big Sea""), I mean actual real Sea Shanty songs like the one memorized in your head.

AP: "Sea shanties are having a moment": https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/sea-shanties-are-having-a-moment-amid-isolation-of-pandemic/ar-BB1deXq1

Sea Shanty TikToks Have Suddenly Become a Port in the Storm: https://time.com/5929245/sea-shanty-tiktok-2021/

Too bad many of the words from lyrics in your head have different actual meanings in the vernacular of 1880s seamen.

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it wouldve been funnier if you did the thing i said. i still love you.

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Yah it's true. But i put ex lax in your drink regardless if u stay or NOT

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They should let it continue and see how much it can truly eat

I'd wager it'd eat them out of their wages for that day!

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Could they not have flipped it upside down to induce a trance-like stance and make it easier to throw it out?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Asians would have chopped off the fin and then tossed it back.

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I heard an asian buffet owner kick someone out say, "It's all you can eat; not eat all day!"