>pandas are a bear by literal definition No, they *literally* are not. I'm not sure why you're trying to die on this 'bear' hill over a post in s/funny but it's your funeral. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_panda >The red panda is the only living member of the genus Ailurus and the family Ailuridae. It has previously been placed in the raccoon and bear families, but the results of phylogenetic analysis provide strong support for its taxonomic classification in its own family, Ailuridae, which is part of the superfamily Musteloidea, along with the weasel, raccoon and skunk families.[5]