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I couldn't name this one without giving away the punchline.

I couldn't name this one without giving away the punchline.

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[–] • 3 pts

Well, after laying prone on the bank of a lava river long enough to suffer massive burns over most of his body, and with Padme already knocked up, there's no real proof that he still had those anymore either. And if you wanted a strong motivator for becoming a cyborg and walking around pissed off at the entire universe, I think getting your balls burned off would pretty much do it.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Can't they just make robot balls?

[–] • 0 pt

Sure they could. But they just wouldn't have the little magical deelie-bobs in them would they?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Yeah, but this is Star Trek, so they could just replicate magical deelie-bobs.

[–] • 0 pt

** throws chair **

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

** rolls two toasted testicles back like a pair of dice **

[–] • 0 pt

I miss their fights.

[–] • 0 pt

THIS IS GREAT OMFG I LOVE STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!

[–] • 0 pt

Midichlorians ruined Star wars.

[–] • 0 pt

I used to not care, but it's come to the point where I'm proud to be one of the five people on earth who haven't watched any of this shit.

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Easier to do now. The entire SW thing has been beaten to death and anything of value was drained from it long ago. But back in 1977 (in the Before Time, In the Long Long Ago) when I was in HS it was like this huge cultural phenomenon that was happening. The original SW was something entirely new and never seen before. It was this sweeping heroic epic that ran on the same screens for months. You'd go to the theatre with a couple friends on a Saturday, and look around and everybody you knew was there. People would brag about the number of times they'd seen it. And a Saturday matinee ticket was like a buck, so why not.

[–] • 0 pt

Actually, Darth Plagueis the Wise would have been. He had the power to cause Anakin to be spawned. Nobody else developed that level of power.