No Indian accent, and it didn't mysteriously come as the #1 search result on Google. Doubt.
No Indian accent, and it didn't mysteriously come as the #1 search result on Google. Doubt.
India in a nutshell
India in a nutshell
Two steps of coding tutorials:
- This is how you declare a variable.
- Pastes in some random code from the Internet to do X.
Congrats, go and build an AI bot now for your project. Just Google shit up, and then send your CV to top 1% IT companies.
Two steps of coding tutorials:
1. This is how you declare a variable.
2. Pastes in some random code from the Internet to do X.
Congrats, go and build an AI bot now for your project. Just Google shit up, and then send your CV to top 1% IT companies.
I've never understood the Indian tutorial meme. Can't imagine I'd understand the Indian either. When I learned to program the tutorial was:
Hi! I am Russian boy who wrote 586 assembler in assembly. Here is source code. Sorry not support PE format yet but you can type the byte codes in DEBUG.COM :). You can mostly use with 386 if you change some things :)
I've never understood the Indian tutorial meme. Can't imagine I'd understand the Indian either. When I learned to program the tutorial was:
> Hi! I am Russian boy who wrote 586 assembler in assembly. Here is source code. Sorry not support PE format yet but you can type the byte codes in DEBUG.COM :). You can mostly use with 386 if you change some things :)
Russians are far better programmers than Indians
Russians are far better programmers than Indians
I've never understood the Indian tutorial meme. Can't imagine I'd understand the Indian either.
Well it's all consistent - the Indian doesn't understand any of it either.
> I've never understood the Indian tutorial meme. Can't imagine I'd understand the Indian either.
Well it's all consistent - the Indian doesn't understand any of it either.
public static String JavaTutIn(String up) throws exception{ return up; }
Here, fixed it for you.
`public static String JavaTutIn(String up) throws exception{ return up; }`
Here, fixed it for you.
Ah, a getter function.
Now we also need to define a setter function, an initialization function, a reset function, and a couple layers of wrappers for that one variable.
Ah, a getter function.
Now we also need to define a setter function, an initialization function, a reset function, and a couple layers of wrappers for that one variable.
"309 lines of code, across 7 files and 2 dirs, to do what exactly?" Dev: What do you mean "do"? I haven't even started writing the logic yet
> "309 lines of code, across 7 files and 2 dirs, to do *what* exactly?"
> Dev: What do you mean "do"? I haven't even started writing the logic yet
For everything else, there's green cards. Or H1B visas. Whatever the fuck those Deloitte people have.
For everything else, there's green cards. Or H1B visas. Whatever the fuck those Deloitte people have.
lol, now in python
up = Exception('toss me') raise up
lol, now in python
> up = Exception('toss me')
> raise up
But that's efficient and self documenting. Deloitte would be out of business in a weeks time!
But that's efficient and self documenting. Deloitte would be out of business in a weeks time!
Good old virus script.
I see .js and immediately know there is a virus there.
Good old virus script.
I see .js and immediately know there is a virus there.
Apparently they're not even programmers, but brogrammers or some shit.
Apparently they're not even programmers, but brogrammers or some shit.
I don't know how many times or how much money I have spent looking for JUST THE DAMN LEXICON, PLEASE!
I don't know how many times or how much money I have spent looking for *JUST THE DAMN LEXICON,* ***PLEASE!***
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