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That's what he gets for trying to light his farts again.
Why do it naked though.
Wait, you don't?
Only if it's a full moon which of course implies the religious part of it. All other times the holy fart letting jeans shall be used.
I guess you didn't see the old Reddit video of the guy who wanted to light his farts and caught his jeans on fire, it was great viewing let me tell you, something you won't soon forgets a guy slapping his ass trying to kill the flames. I imagine it's worse older doing that, you know the flaming dingleberry forest catches on fire then the hedges in pubic park are ablaze and you left the fire extinguisher in the kitchen.
Well what she didn't say is he's gay and he's trying to burn off the methane so his room doesn't smell like a sewer after his boyfriend reams him ass out.
I'm sure anal sex is not known for it's ambience since it's farts instead of queefs when shits inserted "it's logical to assume that inserting mass into a gas filled area will displace the gas to make room for the mass aka dick", so we can all know when little joe is being reamed like he's little Jenny.
When you only think and write shit like that… well, you know the rest. You gay. Just admit it and move on.
I was just trying to write something in relation to yourself. I personally realize you can have anal with women also but your one track gay sex mind seems to have forgotten that little fact
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